總有人哄你開心的句子（逗你開心每一天）

2023-05-17 23:05:26 1

我做過最勇敢的事，就是聽你講你們的故事。

The bravest thing I've ever done is to listen to you tell your story.

我減肥已取得了很大的成功，你看，我三個下巴都尖了！

I have achieved great success in losing weight. You see, my three Chins are sharp!

如果有來生，我願當一塊肥皂，那樣就不用再為減肥而擔心了。

If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a bar of soap, so I don't have to worry about losing weight.

最近我身邊的朋友好像都很迷茫的樣子，但是我就不一樣了，我只要一進入夢鄉，前途就是一片光明呀！

Recently, my friends seem to be confused, but I'm different. As soon as I go to sleep, my future is bright!

「為什麼同樣是女的，丈母娘比女朋友更難哄？」「因為丈母娘已經上過一次當了！

"Why is it also female? It's more difficult for mother-in-law to coax than girlfriend?"「 Because my mother-in-law has been cheated once!

別人的二十幾歲：瘦臉針，開眼角，墊鼻梁，填脂肪，蘋果肌；自己的二十幾歲：這個好吃，那個好吃，哈哈哈，老闆，再來一份！

Others in their twenties: thin face needle, open eyes, pad the bridge of the nose, fill fat, apple muscle; My twenties: This is delicious, that is delicious, hahaha, boss, another one!

男女之間真的有純友誼嗎？有，越醜越純。

Is there really pure friendship between men and women? Yes, the uglier the purer.

歷史考試成績出來了，歷史老師看了看我的試卷說：唉，你考的分數還不如你的歲數大！

The history test results came out. The history teacher looked at my test paper and said: Alas, your score is not as old as you!

我的人生一半是倒黴，另一半是處理倒黴的事。

Half of my life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad luck.

不要輕易相信眼睛看到的美，那些都是妝出來的。

Don't easily believe the beauty seen by your eyes. Those are made up.

小人對小洋說：我在巷口撿到了十塊錢。小洋：一定是我昨天掉的那張。小仁：可是我撿到的是兩張五塊的！小洋：那一定是掉的時候摔破了。

Xiaoren said to Xiaoyang: I found ten dollars at the corner of the alley. Xiao Yang: it must be the one I lost yesterday. Xiaoren: but what I found was two fives! Xiao Yang: it must have been broken when it fell.