利拉德沒進全明星嗎（美球迷不滿全明星）
2023-06-15 12:33:53 3
來源：Reddit
譯者：@assholeeric編輯：青梅
東西部全明星替補陣容揭曉
西部：德雷蒙德-格林、安東尼-戴維斯、克裡斯-保羅、德馬庫斯-考辛斯、克萊-湯普森、詹姆斯-哈登、拉馬庫斯-阿爾德裡奇
東部：保羅-米爾薩普、克裡斯-波什、吉米-巴特勒、約翰-沃爾、小託馬斯、安德烈-德拉蒙德、德馬爾-德羅贊
——Lillard must have f****d every NBA head coach's wife! That's two years in a row! Portland is actually the 8th seed in the West if the regular season ended today despite losing 4 starters on summer (Matthews, Batum, Aldridge, Lopez).
利拉德一定是綠了所有NBA教練！一定是把他們的老婆挨個兒睡了一遍！連著兩年了！如果常規賽今天結束，波特蘭在失去上賽季4大先發後（馬修斯、巴圖姆、阿德、洛佩斯）還能排在西部第八！
——Wall got his wish, no Kyrie in the all-star game.
沃爾得償所願啊，歐文沒進全明星。
——everyone but Cavs got there wish no Kyrie
除了騎士球迷，沒人覺得歐文能進全明星吧。
——wow Lillard was robbed by LMA, one of my favorite players too
利拉德的名額被阿德打劫了！這倆都是我最喜歡的球員之一。
——LMA is a front court player while Dame is a backcourt player. He technically didn't steal his spot, unless they changed the rules (did they?).
阿德是前場球員，利拉德是後場球員。所以，只要NBA沒有改變這規則，原則上阿德不可能搶走利拉德的名額。
——I don't care all that much that Lillard was left out. LMA is not playing at an all-star level.
我對利拉德是不是落選並不介意，但阿德本賽季並沒有打出全明星級別的比賽。
——sits back and waits for Dame to post on Instagram
退後退後，靜靜的看利拉德發INS裝逼。
——He already has said that he wont be going to Toronto if he isnt chosen and isntead stay in Portland to train more and connect further with his teammates, and that if he isnt chosen he wont make any fuss over it.
他已經說過了，如果沒有被選進全明星，那麼他今年不會去多倫多玩，他會留在波特蘭訓練，和隊友聊聊人生聊聊理想聊聊未來，而且今年就算不如選也不會多噴什麼垃圾話了。
——Damian Lillard is THE ONLY top 15 scorer in the league that didn't make the team, and he's ranked 6th in scoring.
利拉德是聯盟得分榜前15唯一一個落選全明星的……他在得分榜上高居第六啊。
——Dame is our Leonardo de Caprio
大米利拉德=NBA板萊昂納多。
——Aldridge still finding ways to fuck over Portland even when he's gone.
拓蜜：即使阿德已經離開波特蘭，還是能讓這裡非常艹蛋。
——The real crime here is that the coaches didn't respect the people and give them what they really wanted: Zaza Pachulia.
真正的犯罪是，教練們對球迷毫無敬意啊，根本不在乎球迷真正喜歡的是誰：扎扎-帕秋莉！
——HE WAS TOP 10 FOR CENTERS WTF
他是聯盟前十的中鋒！
——If Kobe was listed as a backcourt player, Zaza would have been starting.
如果科比算後場球員，扎扎就能首發了。
——Only 7 seven people had more votes than him overall from both conferences...
整個聯盟也只有7個人得票比扎扎多。
——Ish Smith was robbed
76人蜜：伊斯梅爾-史密斯沒進？搶劫！
——His time will come when the sixers make the top of the east next season
憋著急。明年76人登頂東部的時候，他會迎來自己的時代。
——Sort of disappointed Reggie Jackson didn't make it.
Also, from the west, I'm super surprised Aldridge made it. I guess Griffin, Favors and other big men being out, he was the guy who got lucky to sneak in.
雷吉-傑克遜沒進還是讓我有點小失望的。
還有，西部這邊我很驚訝阿德進了。我覺得格裡芬、費沃斯，還有一些其他大個子的傷停給了他機會。
——Dirk deserves it over Aldridge imo, he's carrying a heavier load and has comparable stats at 37
德克比阿德更有資格入選。37歲的老司機這個賽季carry這球隊！
——I think it should be Dame over both.
我覺得利拉德比這倆都更該入選。
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牛逼！庫裡在NBA大殺四方令安德瑪股票大漲19.6%。
——They hit a home run with steph... not to mention also betting on the soon to be named NFL MVP Cam Newton. Crazy to think the MVPs of both leagues rep UA
安德瑪靠著庫裡來了記全壘打啊！更不要說他們還籤下了NFL本賽季板上釘釘的MVP牛頓！太瘋狂了，兩大聯盟的MVP都投入到了安德瑪旗下。
——They have Tom Brady too
安德瑪旗下還有湯姆-布雷迪（4屆超級碗得主，3次MVP，NFL第一高富帥）
——They also got Jordan Spieth and Clayton Kershaw.
還有喬丹-斯皮思（高爾夫現世界排名第一）和克萊頓-克肖（洛杉磯道奇隊投手，綽號書童）
——And Bryce Harper
還有布萊斯-哈珀（2010年狀元，華盛頓國民隊外野手）
——This is the greatest steal in the shoe industry since Nike signed Jordan.
安德瑪籤下庫裡，這是即耐克籤俠喬丹後，球鞋屆最大的搶劫！
——Did you forget about Matt Bonner and his deal with New Balance?
放肆！你忘了紅曼巴邦納籤約新百倫了嘛！
——The shoes suck though. UA needs a new designer
儘管UA的鞋是真的難看……安德瑪真的該找個新設計師了。
——Not the best aesthetically, but the Curry Twos are wonderful to play in.
雖然在美觀上確實差點意思，但庫裡二代穿著打球非常棒。
——Can't wait to see the Curry Threes.
等不及想看看庫裡三代。
——..but you see Curry threes all the time
嗯，但是你可以一直看到庫裡3分就是了……
——Under Armour works. I couldn't play basketball at all. Then I bought a sweet compression shirt and am now draining three's like Steph!
安德瑪確實起到效果了。我本來球打得不怎麼樣，但買了雙安德瑪後，現在3分投的跟庫裡似得。
——They should have you as a spokesperson.
他們不找你做發言人可惜了。
——Steph put them back on the map for sure, what an amazing pickup for UA
庫裡把安德瑪拉回到人們的視線中，安德瑪慧眼識珠啊。
——I'd say them having the rights to the NBA MVP, NFL MVP, and best golfer in the world is why they are rising so quickly.
安德瑪現在坐擁NBA聯盟，NFL聯盟兩大MVP，還有世界上最好的高爾夫球手，也難怪最近漲勢迅猛。
——they also got last years NHL MVP and The Rock
他們還有NHL聯盟的MVP和巖石強森。
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