加菲貓中的經典語錄英文（難忘經典貼士加菲貓語錄）
2023-05-22 14:59:14 1
Garfield’s Quotes
加菲貓語錄
Money is not everything. There's Master Card & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們非常可口。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，因此請和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
用心去愛你的鄰居，不過千萬別被捉姦在床。
Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
在每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人。而在每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個單身漢早晚都必須結婚，畢竟，生活中可不止幸福這一件事啊!
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明的人都是未婚的，當他們結婚後就很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關的術語，他會給你帶來很多相關的親戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找藉口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像拍照片，需要在暗房中來培養、發展。
Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
你的未來取決於你現在的夢想，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新的一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個早上都要醒來。
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不會致死任何人，可是誰會冒這個險嘗試呢?
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝決定了你的親戚，感謝上帝，我們還有挑選朋友的權利。
When two’s company, three's the result!
當兩個人來做伴，其結果就是造出第三個人!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就像鐵絲網，它能保護好重點但並不妨礙你成為靚麗風景。
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
學習的越多，知道的越多;知道的越多，忘記的越多;忘記的越多，知道的越少;那為什麼要學習呢?
